The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs.

I'm not a human being. I'm despicable and disgusting - but that's where the money is.

Reviews for someone like me come in three packages. One is justifiable praise, the second is justifiable criticism, and the third is, "This is only published because he's a celebrity."

Or is it that I think too much?

Anyway, seeking work is a tad difficult given the poor design of the streets with their prohibitive curbs and driveways that don't quite line up.

You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.

I studied with the Maharishi for many years, and really didn't learn that much. But one thing that he taught me, I'll never forget: 'ALWAYS...' no, wait-- 'NEVER...' no, wait, it was 'ALWAYS carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full, you can toss it out the window.'