I think films are about having a good time, so I don't know that there's a message. The message of a film is always what a critic writes, and the fun of a film or the emotion of a film is what the audience feels.

I don't think anyone is ever writing so that you can throw it away. You're always writing it to be something. Later, you decide whether it'll ever see the light of day. But at the moment of its writing, it's always meant to be something. So, to me, there's no practicing; there's only editing and publishing or not publishing.

I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.

A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.

I cannot smell mothballs because it's so difficult to get their little legs apart.

I'm always looking for something to engage my imagination and take me on a little mental voyage. I just want a new topic in my life.

Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.