[her] mind blackens. The blackness is not a thought, but if it could be pressed into a thought, if a chemical from a dropper could be dripped onto it causing its color and essence to become visible, it would take the shape of this sentence: Why does no one want me?

I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct.

I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point.

Communication has changed so rapidly in the last 20 years, it's almost impossible to predict what might occur even in the next decade. E-mail, which now sends data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light, has replaced primitive forms of communication such as smoke signals, which sent data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.

I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.