I love doing my surreal sing-along that had words that no one could follow.

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.