I love doing my surreal sing-along that had words that no one could follow.

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.

Mirabelle is attractive; it's just that she is never the first or second girl chosen.

I don't really manage my time. I really just wait until I'm inspired to do something. And when I'm inspired to do something, it just happens.

I like what a third man brings. A kind of oblique vision, seeing something in the material that you didn't know was there. As a comedian, I'm always listening to the audience. And in movies, sometimes the only audience you have is the producer and the director. I like having someone else's opinion, especially if you're on the same wavelength.

Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.