You know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!
she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.
I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?
His view of the world is one that keeps his blood pressure low, sweeping the cholesterol from his relaxed, freeway-sized arteries. Everyone knows he is going to live till age ninety, although the question that goes begging is, “for what?