I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.

You can't make something beautiful by trying to make something beautiful. Something becomes beautiful in the process of trying to be something else.

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.

The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.

I'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it.