In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi, was it good for you too? If a girl spent the night, I'd wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.

She didn't even finish her last sentence; it just trailed off. I think the subject had changed in her head while her mouth had continued on the old topic, not realizing it was out of supplies.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

It's spooky to look at yourself, because you are never quite what you think you are. And you are never as good looking as the person you are acting with, or something like that. So I learned to stay away from it because it was giving me more negative feelings than positive ones.

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

Lacy was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized.