Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
Steve MartinThe self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible.
Steve MartinI was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive.
Steve MartinI've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.
Steve Martin