I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.

What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be Democrats... or skinny.

The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.

Were they beautiful? We were all beautiful. We were in our twenties.

I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

She looked down again and I was stymied. I sat. Oh, this was enough to make me love her, because I was right with her, understanding every second and longing to step in. I didn’t even need to know the specific that was troubling her, because to me her halting voice easily stood for the general woe that hangs in the air, even on life’s happiest days.