I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.

I find animated movies very touching. They reach an audience that's hard to get with a live-action film.

If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.

I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

I never had a movie that I wanted to do turned down in my whole life. I always write the script first so it speaks for itself.