I don't really manage my time. I really just wait until I'm inspired to do something. And when I'm inspired to do something, it just happens.

Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.

Rebelliousness really is the province of young people-that kind of iconoclasm.

It's spooky to look at yourself, because you are never quite what you think you are. And you are never as good looking as the person you are acting with, or something like that. So I learned to stay away from it because it was giving me more negative feelings than positive ones.

They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.

Whether I'm involved in creating something or not, it's a personal issue of do I respect it. But you can only know that five or ten years later.

I was not self-destructive, though I almost destroyed myself. In the end, I turned away from stand-up with a tired swivel of my head...