I don't really manage my time. I really just wait until I'm inspired to do something. And when I'm inspired to do something, it just happens.

Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.

Or is it that I think too much?

I'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it.

They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.

I don't think anyone is ever writing so that you can throw it away. You're always writing it to be something. Later, you decide whether it'll ever see the light of day. But at the moment of its writing, it's always meant to be something. So, to me, there's no practicing; there's only editing and publishing or not publishing.

Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.