...it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

I can juggle. I started juggling as a kid. And when I worked at Disneyland, I knew a juggler there named Christopher Faire, and he taught me how to juggle. I used it in my comedy act for a while.

The teen years are extremely serious and everything matters and every insult really hurts. I know there are cliques and bullying. And you don't yet ­understand that it will all go away.

I don't watch myself gener­ally. I do something, see it once, and then I'll probably never see it again unless it's an accident.

You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.