They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.
Always...no wait...never.
It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts.
It [live performance] is just very difficult. Doing an hour, hour and a half of live standup is an endurance test. You almost have to do it every day to stay up on it.
All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.
A girl who is willing to give every ounce of herself to someone, who could never betray her lover, who never suspects maliciousness of anyone, and whose sexuality sleeps in her, waiting to be stirred.