Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

You can't really conduct your life by one or two phrases.

You have to get comfortable [with your work], you really have to know what you're doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.