What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be Democrats... or skinny.

You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.

These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.

Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised.

I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

Halle Berry is here, whose win last year broke down barriers for unbelievably hot women.