Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.
Rebelliousness really is the province of young people-that kind of iconoclasm.
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.
I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.