Rebelliousness really is the province of young people-that kind of iconoclasm.

I'm not a human being. I'm despicable and disgusting - but that's where the money is.

Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.

I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man and I'm thoroughly lovable.

You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours.

Comedians don`t get Oscars, so I gave up on that a long time ago. And I can`t really speak about the Oscar-worthiness of my own performance.

They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.