I couldn't see his face, because the light came in from behind him and he was in shadow, and he said, "I am Picasso." And I said, "Well, so what?
Steve MartinWhen you're touring and if you go to a party, there's automatically a celebrity-audience distance. It follows you around, especially when you're on the road in small towns. Any time there is awe, it gets very difficult to be normal, to be yourself. But I'm not saying that that's what made me the way I am. I've probably always been distant.
Steve MartinWhen the person beside you is making you alert and keen and the idea of being with anyone else is not imaginable.
Steve MartinI thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
Steve Martin