You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours.

I was raised with "Laurel and Hardy" and "I Love Lucy" and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it's the Andy Kaufman thing or the Marty Short thing where you're performing in your bedroom for yourself.

I just don't identify myself with a place. I just don't get it. Like, why am I cheering for this town? Towns are good and bad but they don't have principles, constitutions. You wouldn't go to war for your town.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.

So, I can hurt now, or hurt later.

Romance takes place when you first fall in love. It stirs all emotions and you can manipulate and be manipulated.

There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they'll talk back to you.