If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

In a strange way, I don't have a job, so I have a lot of time on my hands. When I do work, it might be very concentrated, and it might be months where you're not really doing anything except maybe playing the banjo or writing something. You know, there's a lot of time in the day if you're not working 9 to 5.

I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.

I thought if I had a Twitter feed and say I had a following of a 100,000, that means 100,000 of them would be interested in my book. It was logical, but it didn't turn out to be true. It turned out if I had a Twitter feed of a 100,000, four of them were interested in my book.

With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious.

We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region.