A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.

Nothing I do is done by popular demand.

Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.

To me, torture would be, "I can't think what to write in the next sentence. I'm stuck." Torture would be if you didn't have the next idea.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.

Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.