A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.

They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.

I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

After one of my plays came out, I had mixed reviews, some bad and some good. One day, it dawned on me. I thought, 'I wrote a play and he wrote a review, and that's the difference between him and me.'

When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was.

What means the most to me changes through the years. There was a time when movies meant the most. But when I'm concentrating on a project, that's what means the most to me.