...a young man, Jamaican, perhaps, his head circled in a scarf with sunbleached dreadlocks on piled on top, looking like a plate of soft-shell crabs.

I really enjoy the social aspects of music as much as anything.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I cannot smell mothballs because it's so difficult to get their little legs apart.

All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.