I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines.

I can understand the drug thing. So they feel that it's more important to take the drugs than to do a good show for the people.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Yeah, well, we're all writers, aren't we? He's a writer that hasn't been published, and I'm a writer who hasn't written anything.

She had destroyed whatever was between us by making a profound gaffe: She met me.

Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James Bond. They can have different actors play the same role... I've had people come up to me and say, 'We want to remake 'The Jerk' with so and so.' And I say, 'Fine.' It just doesn't bother me. It's an honor actually.

I find animated movies very touching. They reach an audience that's hard to get with a live-action film.