Any type of humor can be transferred to the screen, as long as there's clarity. The audience wants to know just what they're supposed to be feeling, when they're supposed to laugh.

You have to get comfortable [with your work], you really have to know what you're doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.

. . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me.

Or is it that I think too much?

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.