I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man and I'm thoroughly lovable.

I will do anything to look like him - except, of course, exercise or eat right.

It's very hard sometimes when you can't crack something or can't solve something and you keep trying and trying and you know it's falling a little bit short. That's very hard, but then when you finally do it, it's very rewarding and the process is good too, I like working with people this way.

. . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me.

A day with out sun shine is like..........night