Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.

I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl's leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive.

Halle Berry is here, whose win last year broke down barriers for unbelievably hot women.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children?