Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.

You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours.

I love doing my surreal sing-along that had words that no one could follow.

I choose a project based on whether it feels worthwhile working on when it comes to me. But secondly I choose it if it sounds like fun. Projects are determined by just how they strike me at the moment, as they have done throughout my whole life.

Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.

How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?

The environment changed with Martha Stewart and Enron.