I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.

She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.

Reviews for someone like me come in three packages. One is justifiable praise, the second is justifiable criticism, and the third is, "This is only published because he's a celebrity."

If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.

I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl's leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.

introductions are hard to come by when your natural state is shyness

I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.