If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.

These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.

I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a lot to Sirius Radio, there's a lot of bluegrass there.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children?

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