I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk!
Steve MartinWhen people ask me, โhow do you make it in show business,โ or whatever, what I always tell them โ and nobody ever takes note of it โcuz itโs not the answer they wanted to hearโฆbut I always say, โBe so good they canโt ignore you.โ
Steve MartinI'm always looking for something to engage my imagination and take me on a little mental voyage. I just want a new topic in my life.
Steve MartinShe tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.
Steve MartinAs much as I remember, I just thought, I want to sing a song that starts normal and ends crazy.
Steve MartinBut Carroll's were more convoluted, and they struck me as funny in a new way: 1) Babies are illogical. 2) Nobody is despised who can manage a crocodile. 3) Illogical persons are despised. Therefore, babies cannot manage crocodiles. And: 1) No interesting poems are unpopular among people of real taste. 2) No modern poetry is free from affectation. 3) All of your poems are on the subject of soap bubbles. 4) No affected poetry is popular among people of taste. 5) Only a modern poem would be on the subject of soap bubbles. Therefore, all your poems are uninteresting.
Steve Martin