It is the perfect wrong time for Jeremy to do to Mirabelle what she had done to him - call him up for a quick fix - because;, in a sense, she is now betrothed. Her first date with someone who treated her well obligates her to faithfulness, at least until the relationship is explored.

I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.

I ignored my stand-up career for twenty-five years, but now, having finished this memoir, I view this time with surprising warmth. One can have, it turns out, an affection for the war years.

We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region.

The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs.

I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.

Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James Bond. They can have different actors play the same role... I've had people come up to me and say, 'We want to remake 'The Jerk' with so and so.' And I say, 'Fine.' It just doesn't bother me. It's an honor actually.