After one of my plays came out, I had mixed reviews, some bad and some good. One day, it dawned on me. I thought, 'I wrote a play and he wrote a review, and that's the difference between him and me.'
Steve MartinRomance takes place when you first fall in love. It stirs all emotions and you can manipulate and be manipulated.
Steve MartinAwards mean nothing to comedians. What matters is the audience, how you're doing - artistically, for the most part - at that moment.
Steve MartinIn a strange way, I don't have a job, so I have a lot of time on my hands. When I do work, it might be very concentrated, and it might be months where you're not really doing anything except maybe playing the banjo or writing something. You know, there's a lot of time in the day if you're not working 9 to 5.
Steve Martin