It is the perfect wrong time for Jeremy to do to Mirabelle what she had done to him - call him up for a quick fix - because;, in a sense, she is now betrothed. Her first date with someone who treated her well obligates her to faithfulness, at least until the relationship is explored.

I can understand the drug thing. So they feel that it's more important to take the drugs than to do a good show for the people.

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it - The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.

I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

I'm 48. For a while after 'The Jerk' (movie) I had a feeling of failure. I was a little scared. First people discover you and they love you. You get big and then you fail. And people are glad that you fail. But I've always come back and I've started to trust myself.