Communication has changed so rapidly in the last 20 years, it's almost impossible to predict what might occur even in the next decade. E-mail, which now sends data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light, has replaced primitive forms of communication such as smoke signals, which sent data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light.

introductions are hard to come by when your natural state is shyness

Performing music is a way to do comedy, but without the obligation to do a solid hour, hour and half of a standup. I could intersperse it with music, so it became a really good format for me.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

It's not what you know, it's what you think you know.

What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be Democrats... or skinny.