Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

I don't really manage my time. I really just wait until I'm inspired to do something. And when I'm inspired to do something, it just happens.

The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.

Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing people, working really hard and pleasing people, which is probably related to my father in some way. But I really liked working hard. When I worked at Disneyland, I'd do 12 hours straight and go home thrilled.

With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious.

As a school board we felt it's an unfair expense to families. The lawsuit has a certain logic to it - if you have free public education, you can't put these things on top of it. It defeats the purpose.

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.