Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.

I can understand the drug thing. So they feel that it's more important to take the drugs than to do a good show for the people.

Any type of humor can be transferred to the screen, as long as there's clarity. The audience wants to know just what they're supposed to be feeling, when they're supposed to laugh.

I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.