With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.

If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.

It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts.

I find animated movies very touching. They reach an audience that's hard to get with a live-action film.

I've been writing for a long time, since the late '60s. But it hasn't been in the same form. I used to write scripts for television. I wrote for my comedy act. Then I wrote screenplays, and then I started writing New Yorker essays, and then I started writing plays. I didn't start writing prose, really, until the New Yorker essays, but they were comic. I didn't start writing prose, really, until the '90s. In my head, there was a link between everything. One thing led to another.

Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.

She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.