With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.

You can't make something beautiful by trying to make something beautiful. Something becomes beautiful in the process of trying to be something else.

Comedians don`t get Oscars, so I gave up on that a long time ago. And I can`t really speak about the Oscar-worthiness of my own performance.

These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

As much as I remember, I just thought, I want to sing a song that starts normal and ends crazy.

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.