With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.

Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.

... you're nuts but you're welcome here.

When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.

His view of the world is one that keeps his blood pressure low, sweeping the cholesterol from his relaxed, freeway-sized arteries. Everyone knows he is going to live till age ninety, although the question that goes begging is, “for what?