Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.

Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.

I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct.

Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river.

I don't think anyone is ever writing so that you can throw it away. You're always writing it to be something. Later, you decide whether it'll ever see the light of day. But at the moment of its writing, it's always meant to be something. So, to me, there's no practicing; there's only editing and publishing or not publishing.

The teen years are extremely serious and everything matters and every insult really hurts. I know there are cliques and bullying. And you don't yet ­understand that it will all go away.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.