Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

A day with out sun shine is like..........night

Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

I was very interested in vaudeville. It was the only sort of discipline that was a five-minute act on stage, which is what I really enjoyed and saw myself doing. And I bought books on it.

introductions are hard to come by when your natural state is shyness

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.