I am a wild and crazy guy!

If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.

If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.

I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines.

You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.