I am a wild and crazy guy!

There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.

Well, today the Grammys is much much better than the Oscars. I think the differences in the shows are that the Grammys are much wilder. The Oscars is much more people in the industry. And people dress wilder, I think, at the Grammys.

It's spooky to look at yourself, because you are never quite what you think you are. And you are never as good looking as the person you are acting with, or something like that. So I learned to stay away from it because it was giving me more negative feelings than positive ones.

You know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!

Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.

How many people have never raised their hand before?