In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and play 25 banjo songs.

Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.

I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.

I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.

When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane.

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.