I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.

It is the perfect wrong time for Jeremy to do to Mirabelle what she had done to him - call him up for a quick fix - because;, in a sense, she is now betrothed. Her first date with someone who treated her well obligates her to faithfulness, at least until the relationship is explored.

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.

Halle Berry is here, whose win last year broke down barriers for unbelievably hot women.

You can't really conduct your life by one or two phrases.