She has learned that her body is precious and it mustn't be offered carelessly ever again, as it holds a direct connection to her heart.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.

I love doing my surreal sing-along that had words that no one could follow.

In my opening seconds, I would say, "It's great to be here," then move to several other spots on the stage and say, "No, it's great to be here!" I would move again: "No, it's great to be here!

Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.

I'm always looking for something to engage my imagination and take me on a little mental voyage. I just want a new topic in my life.