You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.

If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.

You know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!

As a human being on Earth, you can't imagine friendship not being important in some other solar system or some other planet, or some other context of beings that are conscious. We even see it in animals. It is important for people on Earth to reach out or reach into someone.

Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.

It's like painting the same blank canvas over and over and over and over and over. Once the concept is known, you don't need to see two. And that was in the back of my head, that I was really done artistically with what I had created or pastiched.

I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children?