Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.

I was raised with "Laurel and Hardy" and "I Love Lucy" and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it's the Andy Kaufman thing or the Marty Short thing where you're performing in your bedroom for yourself.

When the person beside you is making you alert and keen and the idea of being with anyone else is not imaginable.

How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.

Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.