I think there are people out there writing original bluegrass songs, but it's hard to get them out on the air.

I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines.

... you're nuts but you're welcome here.

I'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it.

Writing is something I took up rather than anything I had an inclination toward. I like acting -delivering someone else's message - but writing is more of an accomplishment.

I'm not a human being. I'm despicable and disgusting - but that's where the money is.

If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.