I tell my kids, 'I'm your father, not your friend - but I'm also the best friend you're ever going to have because no one is going to care for you the way I care about you.'
Steve SchirripaI'd like to form a club just for fathers. Specifically, fathers of daughters. There would be lots of overstuffed leather chairs, wood paneling, dim lights. The works.
Steve SchirripaMoms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.
Steve Schirripa