I tell my kids, 'I'm your father, not your friend - but I'm also the best friend you're ever going to have because no one is going to care for you the way I care about you.'

I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.

I'd like to form a club just for fathers. Specifically, fathers of daughters. There would be lots of overstuffed leather chairs, wood paneling, dim lights. The works.

Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match.

I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life.

There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.

As far as my own life goes, I don't buy into the Hollywood scene.