There's one thing you don't put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existance, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never ever put in a trap. And what would that be sir? Me
Steven MoffatAs we all know, it is the proper duty of every British subject to come to the aid of the TARDIS.
Steven MoffatIf you take most men aside when their wives are pregnant, most men are pretty frightened and worried and faintly disgusted by the whole experience.
Steven MoffatI can say with pride verging on smugness that I've got two very successful shows that assume their audience is very smart.
Steven MoffatWhen man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.
Steven MoffatI stole your childhood and now Iโve led you by the hand to your death. But the worst thing is, I knew. I knew this would happen. This is what always happens. Forget your faith in me. I took you with me because I was vain. Because I wanted to be adored. Look at you. Glorious Pond, the girl who waited for me. Iโm not a hero. I really am just a mad man in a box. And itโs time we saw each other as we really are. Amy Williams, itโs time to stop waiting.
Steven Moffat