He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

We hate it when our friends become successful.

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.

Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.

I find shoes difficult to be ethical about.

Diazapam (that's valium), temazepam, lithium, ECT, HRT - how long must I stay on this stuff? Don't give me anymore!

I don't perform. Seals perform.