He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

I am still my teenage self. If you think that we all step through a door marked Adult, or that we sign a Grown-Up Document, you’re quite wrong. We remain as we always were, and that, alas, is one of life’s many nasty tricks.

Nature is a language - can't you read?

It could be construed that the reason I wouldn't wish to live in England is the immigration explosion. And that's not true at all.

So the life I have made May seem wrong to you But, I've never been surer It's my life to ruin My own way.

Music is like a drug, but there are no rehabilitation centres.

And if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life".