I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.

Well, I'm a Catholic by birth and you can never shed it.

Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be murder, if it were served on a plate.

Racism is beyond common sense and has no place in our society.

Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't determine how you live your life! You're either marvellous or you're boring, regardless of your age.

Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother?

I don't iron anything. Never have and never will.