I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

I'm cursed with the gift of foresight.

I think perhaps I touch on a different passion in people. It’s not simple the passion of rock ‘n’ roll rebellion - it’s more romantic than sexual.

Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption. Please do the right thing and spay or neuter your animals.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

You don't like me, but you love me; either way, you're wrong.

Denmark is sadly a hellish place if you happen to be a pig, but the brioche and fruits that tower on the table before me have me hastily attaching a feedbag.