I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

Don't talk to me about people who are 'nice' cause I have spent my whole life in ruins because of people who are 'nice'.

I have no love for myself as a human being, but I have immense pride in the music I make.

This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores.

God, come down, if you're really there - Well, you're the one who claims to care!

The Brits are ghastly. I never would accept a Brit. It would be like Laurence Olivier being happy getting a TV Times award.

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.