I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine.

I don't dream about anyone - except myself

He drove me home in the van, complaining, 'Women only like me for my mind'.

I am still my teenage self. If you think that we all step through a door marked Adult, or that we sign a Grown-Up Document, you’re quite wrong. We remain as we always were, and that, alas, is one of life’s many nasty tricks.

I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me.

The heart has a heart of its own.