I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

Not everybody is absolutely stupid. Why on earth would I be racist, what would I be trying to achieve?

Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.

I just feel that when all is said and done, I am not insane.

I'm not an anarchist, but I believe that people don't want the royal family - the so-called royal family.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

They said they respect me, which means, their judgment is crazy.