I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

Burn down the disco Hang the blessed D.J. Because the music that they constantly play It says nothing to me about my life

I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.

I could only tolerate an afternoon if I took a triple amount of the stated dose of valium prescribed by my GP (who would soon take his own life).

This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores.

And if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life".

I began to go to concerts when I was 12 years old. And I would stand there, the small imp that I was, and I would expect the world to be laid before me by these artists, and in some cases it was. So when I climbed onto the stage, I always imagined that I was singing to somebody who was similar to how I had been.