If you travel to Germany, it's still absolutely Germany. If you travel to Sweden, it still has a Swedish identity.

Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.

Don't leave it all unsaid, somewhere in the wasteland of your head.

Unfortunately, I am not homosexual... In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many.

Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption. Please do the right thing and spay or neuter your animals.

What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.