Even now - in the final hour of my life - I'm falling in love again.

I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead!

Disappointment came to me, and booted me, and bruised and hurt me, but that's how people grow up.

Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me?

War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.

I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun.

It's always nice to receive a compliment.